Samuel? Yes, I seem to recall him and his bullshit, I believe, but it’s been such a long time
Whenever you’re ready to stop, Samuel, that’s when we’ll be finished. You tell me
Samuel…Samuel…Samuel and all of his shit…no, I’m sorry, that doesn’t ring a bell
Samuel, I can honestly just straight up can say “bless your heart” now about you and your whole deal, I honestly mean that, good luck with whatever you’re doing
Samuel! Ahh, who could forget Samuel and his whole, I guess, situation, I mean besides me I guess
I honestly don’t know who you’re talking about
I’m not kidding, I’ve never met anyone named Samuel in my life
Samuel!! he was so fun, but there’s no need to give him my new number, no
i’m so sorry, you must be mistaken, i’ve actually never met anyone in my whole life
I’m terribly sorry, I can’t hear anything when I’m facing right, Samuel who?
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.