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Samuel? Yes, I seem to recall him and his bullshit, I believe, but it’s been such a long time

 

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Whenever you’re ready to stop, Samuel, that’s when we’ll be finished. You tell me

 

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Samuel…Samuel…Samuel and all of his shit…no, I’m sorry, that doesn’t ring a bell

 

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Samuel, I can honestly just straight up can say “bless your heart” now about you and your whole deal, I honestly mean that, good luck with whatever you’re doing

 

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Samuel! Ahh, who could forget Samuel and his whole, I guess, situation, I mean besides me I guess

 

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I honestly don’t know who you’re talking about

 

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I’m not kidding, I’ve never met anyone named Samuel in my life

 

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Samuel!! he was so fun, but there’s no need to give him my new number, no

 

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who

 

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i’m so sorry, you must be mistaken, i’ve actually never met anyone in my whole life

 

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Sam…u…el…

 

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I’m terribly sorry, I can’t hear anything when I’m facing right, Samuel who?

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