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achilles1

aww, the buddy! he is too nude and angry to even play his lute, little pal

 

achilles2

lil friend! I’ll hold you back from stabbing the ocean!! you’re okay buddy, it’s okay, you’re safe now, you’re gonna hurt yourself wrestling around in my strong arms like that

 

achilles4

awww, you’re so mad about Briseis that you don’t have a shirt on anymore!!! buddy you can’t let your feelings keep you from getting dressed though

 

achilles5

it’s no fun to yell at all your friends while you are wearing your jammies!! let me cuddle your face ok

 

achilles6

buddy!!! you’ve got the right idea of cuddling but you should only cuddle the living ok

 

achilles7

you’re so serious and damp about the ankles but I think you should give up pointing and warfare and let me snuggle you please ok

 

achilles8

C’MERE AND LET ME CUDDLE THE SADNESS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HAIR

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