Are you still here? Get out of here! Go on! Get! You can’t stay here! What are you standing there for? Go!
You’ve got to go back where you belong. You’ve got to go. We don’t want you. We’ve never wanted you. So get out! Get out of here! Go to the writer’s room! There is no scholarship! Can’t you see we don’t want you any more?
(I have loved you all.)
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.