wait, are you Scottish? I thought you were from Birmingham
this is unrelated but do you consider Coventry “the north”
Do they not have cell phones in Scotland?
Wait, did he just say “did you hear the truth squeaking?”
Is everyone okay
Why are they complaining about creaks in this beautiful mansion, that seems churlish
Why can’t they all agree on having one to three accents, I count six people and 900 accents in this one scene
Why is she so relaxed about what is obviously a haunted house
When was that guy hitting on her, I stopped watching, what’s happening
Why don’t they just go outside
Guys I’m reading a Reddit thread from a woman who was fixing her dad’s computer and he runs a shoe shop and she found out he was filming her female customer’s feet and storing the footage on his laptop and she wants to know what she should do
I’m sorry I’ll save them all for the end
wait are tree nymphs ALIENS that EAT PEOPLE
did he FUCK A TREE?
There are other doctors??
WAIT WHAT HOW
So who did SHE fuck to give birth to HIM, then???
IS HE PINOCCHIO??
he lets bugs turn people into a house to keep his mom-tree alive because she has dementia???
wait, she thought all those kids were still alive after what she did to them?? what a dumb broad
is SHE the house?
Who is controlling the bugs?
Did she used to be a normal woman
Sure sure sure sure sure
Mallory is an Editor of The Toast.