ByDana Schwartz

Dana Schwartz is a writer based in New York City. Her work has been published in The New Yorker, The Guardian, The New York Observer, Mental Floss, and VICE.

  1. Quiz: Are You a Pessimist or an Optometrist?

    ByDana Schwartz

    in Humor

    You go to a party where you don't know anyone. You:
    a) Go home. There's no point meeting people you probably won’t like.
    b) Remind partygoers that after an examination, their pupils remain dilated, and they should avoid looking at bright lights in order to prevent damage.
    c) Go over to the DJ booth and play some music you like.

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