By Daniel Kolitz

Daniel Kolitz is the Printed Internet.

  1.  The final episode aired on a Sunday night at 9, following months of public commemoration. There were spontaneous parades in twelve cities. The New York Times published a profile that literally glowed (each copy was hand-brushed in strontium aluminate). In a ceremony livestreamed from Central Park, two former US Presidents jointly unveiled a towering statue of the TV show’s creator looking both difficult and visionary, an effect achieved by sculpting him with…