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Elizabeth Strassner is a juggler, stuntwoman, and compulsive liar from St. Louis, MO.
3 years ago in How To Tell If You’re In a Novel
You are over 75 and you hate every person you’ve ever met, or else you’re 14 and you’ve just seen something horrible.
Your martyrdom doesn’t go as planned.
At least one of your front teeth is missing, and you think you look marvelous.
Something dreadful happened at the rest stop.
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