ByHeather Alexander

Heather Alexander is a literary agent in New York City who loves raisins, Mummenschanz, custom sneakers, and forests, and she knows almost nothing about contemporary music. Only some of those things are true. Follow her on Twitter @heatheralexand.

  1. Dorothy Parker Swipes Left: A Poem

    ByHeather Alexander

    in Humor

    Men love to share their bathroom pics
    Are these to be admired?
    Self-portraits of Toms, Harrys, Dicks
    Leave much to be desired

    A scowl doesn’t turn me on
    That grin seems insincere
    They say choose brains instead of brawn
    But you’ve got neither, dear.

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