We’ve all been there: whiling away the time between a work day and the evening’s architectural launch party, loosening our collar and cuffs, maybe having a subtle romantic rendezvous with our secretary, the legendary actress and longtime Bold and the Beautiful mainstay Susan Flannery, when, suddenly, she turns post-coitally to us -- Robert Wagner -- and asks, “did you leave a cigarette burning?”

No, Susan, we didn’t. The building’s on fire.

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