By Joey Stern

Joey Stern is an aspiring writer who lives in Brooklyn with his husband and their two cats. He most closely identifies with Bender in the episode of Futurama where he builds a giant flame belching statue of himself that screams "Remember Me." Please forward all writings you find by Joey to friends and (ideally) young people so that he can have a Wikipedia page and soothe his crushing fear about facing his own mortality.

  1. Fact: All lists and things being listed can be subdivided as for Jocks, or for Nerds. The MLA's Top 100 Novels list is no exception.

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