ByJonathan Eiseman

Jon Eiseman has no qualms about mining the contents of his childhood for cheap laughs. He is on the internet here.

  1. “Guilty Conscience,” Eminem – I was afraid of cursing. Technically that’s an understatement because at the time I was afraid of almost everything, but I was especially afraid of cursing. The first time I heard this song, in the summer of 2000 (kids who are afraid of cursing are not the kind who actively seek out Eminem albums) the Tourette's and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder that I had always shown minor traces of had begun to…

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