Liz Zaretsky last wrote for The Toast about Taylor Swift's lesbian anthems. The process will take two hours, but we’re gonna do it anyway, okay? Start with a chicken. A capon is best, you won’t have a capon, but it’s important that you acknowledge out loud that you are, in fact, already starting at a deficiency. You have a chicken. Boil water, add chicken. Boil water and chicken. After a while, skim the fat…

(Disclaimer: Obviously, I mean to take nothing away from genuine Songs About Lesbians, which are beautiful and frankly, not nearly as ubiquitous as they should be. Nor do I want to disparage the good work of anyone covering a pop song and not changing the pronouns, creating a de facto gay version. Heroes, every one of them. I guess what I'm saying is that the worship circle for Angel Haze's version of Same Love…