Fiction! Nobody likes it. It’s time to disrupt the whole damn thing with some NEW GENRES and you know it.

You’d never have to call to see where he was, because his manifestation on our earthly plane was confined to your studio apartment. The one where he died.

Some guy comes to your office and removes the vowels from all the signs.

Realtalk, gang: who is naming our fruits and vegetables? This is madness. Anyways, here are a bunch of tomato names that sound like strippers from the recent film Magic Mike XXL, which I do not think has yet been mentioned on this particular website.

Big Boy

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Hey kids! So Jaya and I went through this week's comments and pulled out some of our FAVES and I drew them because WHY THE HELL NOT and also WE LOVE YOU.

Just like everything else in life, this is highly subjective.

So I am getting married in May (to some jerk, you have not heard of her) and I need to buy a shirt. I have some shirts, yes, but they are not wedding shirts. I need to debut a shirt at my wedding. And I like to look nice, dang it, so something a teeny bit fashion forward sounds like the way to go! Unfortunately every retailer of shirt has not gotten the message because…

Hey you! Do you like movies? Have a couple you love? Great, have a seat. I've got some news. Movies are trapped here on Earth and made by us awful humans, and they're all bad. Yeah. Even the good ones.

1. GHOSTBUSTERS (1984): DAN AKROYD HAS A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER WITH A GHOST FOR SOME REASON

Ephebiphobia- The fear of teenagers.

Latin, from Greek ephēbos, from epi- + hebe: youth, puberty.

The following is a true account.

APRIL 2013: ASTORIA PARK, QUEENS.

It’s one of the first nice days of the year and I take the day off from work to wander around my neighborhood on my bike; I need a day. It’s pushing 8 months at a miserable job, one I only took as a

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