By Miranda Dubner

Miranda Dubner weaponizes daydreams for fun and profit, and will update her blog someday. Follow her on Twitter @writingmiranda.

  1. If Daniel Radcliffe were your boyfriend, he would be turned on by the fact that you win whenever you arm-wrestle. He’d look for excuses to arm-wrestle. If Daniel Radcliffe were your boyfriend, you would wake up really early on purpose, just so you would have more time to laze around in bed together, reading. Sometimes he’d nudge you awake before dawn so the two of you could watch the sunrise on the roof with a blanket…

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