Wait, really? What is this?

As Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit said to Mrs. Cratchit, life is full of meetings and partings.

Let's do this.

Did you read Carvell's piece yet?

I is deg.

What, on a TUESDAY?

I HID MY EARS. I LOOK SILLY.

I IS DOG. MIGHTY AND TALL.

Well, this morning is far more depressing than we had expected, so this seems like a bit of a broken balloon now. But you can still buy a tote.

"I is so big. How I get so big?"

Hi Moira! We went to college together but never dated the same person, which is good, because that would make this awkward! Let's talk about love.

dog is my co-pilot

Artist.

tote sale is IMMINENT

FLASHBACK TO WHEN SHE COULD FIT EVEN A LITTLE BIT IN HER CHAIR.