By Sarah Hollowell

Sarah Hollowell studies creative writing at Ball State University. She reviews books and talks about everything YA at Follow her on Twitter @sarahhollowell if you like cats.

  1. Let me give you some numbers that I’m supposed to guard with my life. I’m 5-foot-3-inches and somewhere north of 300 pounds, though I couldn’t tell you exactly where. I’m a U.S. size 28/30, but getting dresses that fit off the rack is a pain in the ass because my hips are seventy inches around but my bra size is a 46B. I am not a little chubby. I am not a few pounds over…