By Sarah Lazarovic

Sarah Lazarovic is a writer and artist based in Toronto. Her <a href="http://abunchofpretty.com/"book, A Bunch of Pretty Things I Did Not Buy, is just out.

  1. Pilot G-Tec pen, $3.95, Officemax. CPU: $.19 per overwrought diary entry.

     

    Garlic press, $10.00, Ikea. CPU: $2.50 per clove. (Lost part of it after one use.)

     

    UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs T-shirt, $15.00, UC Santa Cruz Bookstore. CPU: $7.50 per wear. Funnier in theory.

     

    No Run! tights, $18.00. CPU: $18 per wear. Got a run.

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