INT. TORONTO’S EYESORE CINEMA ON QUEEN WEST – NIGHT
A tall brunette (ANNA) and her significantly less tall blonde friend (HALEY) are in deep concentration, furiously browsing through the horror movie section. ANNA is already in her pajamas, eagerly anticipating the shenanigans of the night that will follow. Her pajamas are from the clearance section from some outlet store, but she is totally rocking them. Seriously. She should work in magazines.
Suddenly, there is an ominous creak as the door opens, which is weird because the door to Eyesore is usually just propped open. HALEY and ANNA both jerk their heads around, expressions of sheer terror upon their faces. A sinister looking man stands before them (HALEY’S BOYFRIEND). He holds a bag of peanut M&M’s. HALEY, ANNA, and HALEY’S BOYFRIEND exchange solemn nods, their mission clear. As the camera pans back, the following words flash upon the screen:
THE WORN FASHION JOURNAL STYLISH SCARY MOVIE MARATHON