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  1. An email exchange between the Nicoles and Mallory which answers the pressing question: what's up with you these days?

  2. I never expected anything like The Toast.

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  3. WHERE IT ALL BEGAN: "If Channing Tatum were your boyfriend, he would get you the worst birthday gifts, but he would look at you with such love that you would never care. Then he would dance for you."

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  4. I've gathered responses from a few readers on what The Toast meant to them. Think of it as signing The Toast's senior yearbook.

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  5. Maybe you'd like to buy Dad Magazine at one of our two launch parties in New York

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  6. Now – even now – I am clutching my armrest in panic on a flight to Sydney (what was that sound, it was probably just the landing gear retracting back into the undercarriage of the plane but what if it was death whispering my name with its metal tongue), and when/if I arrive safely in Australia, please consider coming to see me this week, if you happen to be in Australia.

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  7. I recently moved and now we are in the *nesting* phase, and one huge thing off our list is to make this beautifully tacky wall for our flamingo print. And I am just pleased as peaches with how this turned out and I wanted to share.

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  8. As the two people who usually read and respond to Toast submissions, we the Nicoles thought it would it be fun to come up with a short list of our favorite freelance pieces this year.

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  9. Mallory: thank you
    I appreciate it
    HEY Jaya
    SHALL WE TELL THEM?
    Jaya: It seems like a good idea!
    That I live here now, with you, on The Toast.
    Mallory: It's true!
    You're joining us as a Staff Writer and I'm SO FLIPPING EXCITED ABOUT IT
    Jaya: I am honored that you are excited about it because I too am excited.
    Mallory: we're all excited

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  10. What-ho, Eastronners! I am on your seaboard this week, and I'd like to extend you the invitation of seeing me, should you be so inclined.

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  11. Nikki is happily kickin' it on the beach, and I am stepping in.

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  12. Toasties! The best is having a steak burrito so covered in green sauce, salsa, and sour cream that you can't see anything else.

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  13. My friend Carrie's puppy is SO BIG NOW!

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