Just read everything; gather ye Toast while ye may.

(One more week.)

So I finally watched Zootopia.

This week! It was a good week.

I GET TO SEE NICOLE TODAY

There are a dang lot of toast necklaces on Etsy.

HIGHLIGHTS

Today I'm giving myself the gift of Captain America: Civil War and a couple of good Twitter auto-blockers. What are you all up to this weekend?

A little sea-bathing would set me up forever.

I'm moving to the beach, I'm totally gonna do it.

That's a very pretty dogwood tree in my neighborhood that just burst into bloom this week. Perhaps you prefer the pink dogwood trees. Perhaps you are wrong.

I love Felicity Jones.

WHAT A WEEK IT HAS BEEN.

It's Cadbury Eve.

SO. ready. for. the weekend.

Hi, Toasts! My friend Alyssa is visiting me this weekend and I AM SO EXCITED. By the time you all read this, she will be here! She is the very same Alyssa who recently visited Nicole Cliffe, which means she has little choice but to visit Mallory next weekend to wrap up her Grand Tour of Toast Editorial Abodes, ask her anything.

I would only edit The Toast whilst wearing a floor-length ball gown. That is just the basic respect you all are owed.