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  1. It sounds like you're wearing the wrong bra size.

    Did you know that 400% of American women are wearing the wrong bra size?

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  2. One of the best parts of YouTube (and one that is closely related to "Hour-and-a-half-long documentaries about Atlantis" YouTube) is Alternate History YouTube, and the best part of that is, of course, "What If Carthage Had Won The Punic War" YouTube. The incredibly low stakes, the deeply specific knowledge of battle tactics and contemporary weaponry, and the macho angst unite to create a perfect environment for madness to flourish.

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  3. Previously: The Comment Section For Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming and Tipping and Recipes and the Third Trimester. Nicole is happy to report that after not being able to breastfeed Kid One, Kid Two is breastfeeding like a champ. LIFE IS A RICH TAPESTRY. Breast is best. Your issue sounds like a tongue tie, go get it snipped. Three pediatricians have examined him and said he doesn't have a tongue tie.

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  4. "That's not a real pushup. Your form is totally wrong." "It's still more than most Americans will ever do. How many pushups have you done today? And guiding your mouse without supporting your elbow on your armrest doesn't count. Sitting kills." "That's why I never sit. Every morning, I throw my computer out of the window and race downstairs to type on the keyboard before it hits the ground." "What she's doing, it looks like sex. I'd…

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  5. Previously: The Comment Section For Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming and Tipping and Recipes. 1. I'm 36 weeks and ready to EXPLODE, I need self-induction tips. I've tried rough sex, pineapple, bumpy roads, walking, evening primrose oil, castor oil, eggplant, nipple stimulation, the Coffee Potty, reflexology and I spend four hours a day on my exercise ball. Ladies, help! 2. Who else is getting their boy circumcised? NO NEGATIVE COMMENTS PLS.

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  6. Previously: The Comment Section For Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming and Tipping. "I didn't have any eggs, so I replaced them with a banana-chia-flaxseed pulse. It turned out terrible; this recipe is terrible." "I don't have any of these ingredients at home. Could you rewrite this based on the food I do have in my house? I'm not going to tell you what food I have. You have to guess." "I don't…

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  7. Hello and please LET ME FINISH before you try to make a “point.” It is with great honor that I accept this Award. Many of you know me as BobInDenver but my real name is Bob and I am a pharmacist in Denver. I behold multiple advanced degrees and have been Published, etc. in renowned magazines and NEWS-papers (I do not cover heat waves or celebrity sagas, I cover NEWS). Those of you in the…

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  8. Previously: The Comment Section For Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming. 1. Why don't restaurants just tack on a service charge and distribute it to the staff, and then they can all live equitably together in a cooperative housing development with a chore wheel, as they do in Europe? Wouldn't that work better? 2. Yes, because European waiters are renowned the world over for their tact and lack of condescension. SMDH. 3. If…

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