Family Dirtbag Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill, KG, OM, Dirtbag.
Dirtbags
Family 
Books Dirtbag Ethan Frome
Ethan Frome: sled enthusiast, adulterer, dirtbag.
Religion Dirtbag Jason and the Argonauts
Nice.
Humor Dirtbag Athena
Athena: Goddess of mathematics, war, strategy, wisdom, and dirtbags.
Poetry Dirtbag Ezra Pound
"And that's without taking all the anti-Semitism into account."
Books Dirtbag Milton
John Milton: Poet, statesman, dirtbag.
Poetry Dirtbag Beowulf
Beowulf: hero of the Geats, friend of the Danes, enemy to monsters, dirtbag.
Folklore Dirtbag Medea
Medea of Colchis: niece to Circe, granddaughter to Helios, wife to Jason, mother, witch, murderer, dirtbag.
History Dirtbag Karl Marx
Karl Marx, teenage dirtbag.
History Dirtbag Louis XIV
Louis XIV: Bourbon, Sun King, dirtbag.
History The Contest Of Athena And Poseidon
Originally.
PEOPLE OF ATHENS: at last our city is complete
CECROPS: my people
now we must decide which of the gods we will offer our worship to
who among the deities of Olympus will we select to watch over us
shall it be Poseidon? Lord of the sea, creator of the horse, to protect our warships and supply us with battle stallions?
or shall it be Athena, goddess of wisdom and justice?
Books Dirtbag Tess Of The D’Urbervilles
Tess of the D'Urbervilles, dirtbag.
Poetry Arthur Rimbaud, Dirtbag Laureate
Arthur Rimbaud: Genius. Poet. Dirtbag.
Religion Dirtbag Dionysus
Dionysus, the Greek god of dirtbags.
Books Dirtbag Paul Atreides
Paul Atreides and Dune, with dirtbags.
