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You have angered a tree. This ends poorly for you.
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Those were nine action-packed years!
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Find out if you're living in an E.M. Forster novel.
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"You self-identify as a henchman."
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"You have a very muted reaction to losing your limbs."
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"For the last several years, you have been pretending to be blind and/or deaf in order to cause pain to a woman in your life."
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Don't look now.
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Can you imagine?
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Oh, so you feel like playing a game of Questions Only?
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"My lady, be watchful; he has strange ideas about the ways of love."
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Oh, wouldn't it be lovely, though?
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How to tell if you are dying, and also fictional.
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Any new friend you make must come to terms with the fact that you will always be closer to the people you met when you were in elementary school.
