Official Toast Stances

  1. If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. TRAINS. 2. Kristen Stewart, no matter what she does. 3. Katharine Hepburn's queerness as canon.

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  2. If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. Talking to a spam comment like it's a real person and being friendly to it. 2. Purely decorative hats on women. 3. Movies where something goes…

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  3. If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. Cheaper by the Dozen and Belles On Their Toes 2. Deep-dish, or "Chicago-style" pizza as a worthy equal in the wider pizza universe. 3.

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  4. If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. – Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. Key & Peele 2. Thanksgiving starches, esp. stuffing 3. Books about fictional characters, a la Havisham or Grendel 4. Cheeseburgers 5. The episode of Archer where…

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  5. If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. Previous installments can be found here. - Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. Target. 2. Hiding multiple lip balms around your home. 3. Comfortable shoes. 4. Articles/books/zines/tattoos about lesbian separatism. 5. Getting things framed. The Toast Disapproves…

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  6. If you do not like the things we approve of, we suggest you revisit your stance. You are still allowed to like and/or engage in the things we dis-approve of, you are just wrong. - Eds. The Toast Approves of the Following Things: 1. Taran Wanderer. 2. Taran Killam. 3. The new commercials with the "lazy phone" guy. 4. Dear Prudie. 5. Tea with milk. The Toast Disapproves of the Following Things: 1. Robert…

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