Editors’ Note: The Toast is closing July 1st and our freelance calendar is full, so we are not accepting any new pitches at this time. Thank you!
The Toast welcomes your submissions! We’d prefer proposals to finished pieces, but that’s neither a hard nor fast rule. We pay all our freelance writers, unless they tell us not to pay them as a form of unofficial progressive taxation.
We are especially interested in original reporting and longform journalism (particularly, though not exclusively, about women and women-adjacent issues), short fiction and poetry (preferably strange), personal narratives (ditto), videos, illustrations and essays. If you are incorrigibly bossy, or intractably odd, or happily obsessive, so much the better.
We accept only original material; we cannot publish anything that has appeared elsewhere, even if it’s just on your personal blog or Tumblr. We do not accept simultaneous submissions.
Worth noting: Have you gone through a messy, protracted breakup within the last year? Are you young and disaffected, perhaps juggling a full-time job with being a painful bummer in the big city? Please do not send us your poetry, unless you are the reanimated Sylvia Plath, in which case we’d honestly prefer you write a personal narrative about what it’s like to be reanimated.
Please, no poems about eggs or blood or being metaphorically consumed by a lover. Please do not send us any poems entitled “Stillbirth.”
Submissions for The Toast are chiefly handled by Nicole Cliffe or Nicole Chung, but can be addressed to the portmanteau of your choosing.
Should you appreciate further guidance, please mosey over here.
AND NOW THE LEGALESE
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