(Please do not confuse the TEEN ANGELS book series with the single-season TGIF series "Teen Angel" that aired sometime around 1998, co-starring Ron Glass [Shepherd Book to you] as "Rod, God's Cousin." We will talk about "Teen Angel" [SINGULAR] at a later date.) The time was 1996. I was ten, and allowed to rollerblade down to the branch library by the lake (the small one near Pat's Pantry, half a mile away from the house, please…

The shoulders sprouting raven-black angel wings are looking a lot younger these days. The Millennial generation, which includes the youngest legal Fallen, is unsheathing more adamantine dire-wings than previous generations when they turned 21, and Heaven's defensive industry is taking note. “Millennials are storming the gates of Paradise and they want adventure and demand more transparency and authenticity from the celestial spheres,” says Uriel, CEO of Heaven's Gate, who estimates that one-third of the flesh-fiends…

Previously: Virginia Woolf, Beloved Chinese Novelist. "I discovered that if I were going to review books I should need to do battle with a certain phantom. And the phantom was a woman, and when I came to know her better I called her after the heroine of a famous poem, The Angel in the House. It was she who used to come between me and my paper when I was writing reviews. It…