Posts tagged “child development”

  1. BABY: [knocks plate off of table] ME: that's right in postmodernism we reject the notion of 'totality'   ME: what book do you want to read do you want to read 'Go, Dog, Go' or 'Pat The Bunny' BABY: buhh ME: are you saying Bunny? BABY: buhh ME: that's right resist the metanarrative here is no such thing as outside-of-the-text the dog can go nowhere…

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  2. Previously: Normal milestones in child development. The Common Core State Standards reflect the skills and knowledge that students will need in order to succeed in college, career, and life. Understanding the various milestones students will be expected to meet is essential for implementing the standards successfully. Failure to do so could result in the loss of an entire generation to darkness. Kindergarten Students are expected to read and diagram complete sentences in all manner…

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  3. 0-1 months  Capable of babbling at parents and other familiar figures Often seen speaking to a presence invisible Vocalizations come from someplace deeper and more primal than the throat Caul of silk appears around the face Soul impermanence 1-3 months Begins holding grudges and crafting crude effigies Sudden changes in breathing Minor shapeshifting…

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