Posts tagged “dads”

  1. If Barack Obama were your dad, you would know you shouldn't ask him for help with your government homework, but you’d do it anyway, and he would go on and on and on for so long it would be like the damn State of the Union. You wouldn't be able to escape, so you'd start keeping track of how many times he said "Let me be clear" (15).

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  2. THE DADMAG 500: BUSINESSES THAT ARE RIPPING YOU OFF

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  3. If LeVar Burton and Yo-Yo Ma were your dads, you would be able to judge a book by its cover. Literally. You’d never waste your time reading books that would only disappoint you.

    If LeVar Burton and Yo-Yo Ma were your dads, no one would be permitted to "joke" about arts and humanities majors’ dead-end jobs in your presence. No one would even want to.

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  4. WHERE ARE MY JAMMIES
    sir they're right where you left them
    NOT THOSE
    THOSE ARE MY CIGAR JAMMIES
    I WANT MY WHISKEY JAMMIES
    I ONLY WEAR THE CIGAR JAMMIES WHEN I'M SMOKING CIGARS
    here they are, sir
    ARE YOU BLIND
    THOSE ARE MY UNDERSECRETARY JAMMIES
    I HAVEN'T WORN THOSE SINCE THE BOER WAR

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  5. Our holiday revolves around the hunt.

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  6. FYI! YOUR KID SHOULD REALLY LOOK INTO LIFE INSURANCE

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  7. Image via Flickr

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. And now, for the first time, the cover of DAD MAGAZINE: THE BOOK, published by Quirk Books! It will be available for purchase on April 26, but is available for preorder RIGHT NOW at Amazon, IndieBound, and wherever fine books are sold:

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  8. This weekend I asked everyone to send me their best stories about dads and music. I hope very much this brings joy to you.

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  9. Giving up or going forward would require all hands. And there was one additional problem: among his crew was an incapable infant me. So my father did what any good crew member would: He put me in my car seat, tied the car seat to the mast below deck, with a bungee cord as my baby sitter, and finished the race. My attachment to boats, wild and innate, grew from that day forward.

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  10. I apologize for claiming Peak Dad last week. I was wrong, and am not ashamed to admit it. A man has created a car-horn for his armchair, that he might honk at cars passing by his house. I learned about it just now, and am wasting no time in sharing it with you.

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