Posts tagged “decluttering”

  1. It's important to be very rich but have almost no items in your home. This will confuse vengeful spirits that come looking to destroy your possessions. Also, if you have too many items in your home, helpful ghosts may be unable to find you, as clutter interferes with their echolocation. Have you ever owned anything? This is why you cannot forgive any of your former lovers. Things like "having chairs" is preventing you from living…

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