Posts tagged “denominations”

  1. ANTHONY THE GREAT: let's all move to the desert
    there's more God where sand is

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  2. Holiness Movement

    MONK #1: all right
    you read the Bible
    right?
    MONK #2: right
    MONK #1: whole thing?
    MONK #2: A to done
    MONK #1: okay whatd you get out of it
    MONK #2: we should touch snakes
    MONK #1: really?
    yeah
    touch em up a bunch
    MONK #1: anything else
    MONK #2: mm
    mostly just the snakes

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  3. As you doubtlessly recall, the "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" episode of The Simpsons opens with an ice cream festival at the church. Lisa, listing the ice creams at Rev. Lovejoy's table: "Wow, look at all these flavors! Blessed Virgin Berry, Commandmint, Bible Gum…" Rev. Lovejoy, handing her a bowl: "Or, if you prefer, we also have Unitarian ice cream!" Lisa, peering into the bowl: "There's nothing here." Rev. Lovejoy, crossing his arms smugly: "Exactly." The…

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