Posts tagged “dorothy parker”

  1. Men love to share their bathroom pics
    Are these to be admired?
    Self-portraits of Toms, Harrys, Dicks
    Leave much to be desired

    A scowl doesn’t turn me on
    That grin seems insincere
    They say choose brains instead of brawn
    But you’ve got neither, dear.

  2. Previously in this series: How to tell if you're in a Thomas Hardy novel. You hate Katharine Hepburn, but the story of how much you hate her has rather outgrown the reality of your original dislike. It's a great zinger, though. You deliver a cruel pun to someone you barely know while wearing a fur coat. You are at a party where you hate everyone in attendance. You are having a marvelous time. People compare…

  3. The Mitfords According to Nicole 1. Jessica: "You may not be able to change the world, but at least you can embarrass the guilty." 2. Nancy: “If I had a girl I should say to her, 'Marry for love if you can, it won't last, but it is a very interesting experience and makes a good beginning in life. Later on, when you marry for money, for heaven's sake let it be big money. There…