Diana!!! Goddess of chastity and the hunt! You're never going to find a boyfriend if you keep taking long, luxurious baths with all your female friends like this! Get it together! Diana, how are you going to get a boyfriend if you keep turning all the men who see you into stags and then murder them with arrows?? That is NOT an approved method for keeping your man, Diana!! Diana,…

Nicole's first birth story can be found here. You should also read Meaghan O'Connell's, it's a triumph of the genre. The last few weeks of pregnancy are pretty bad. Even when you've already had a baby, it's hard to remember that they're easier to look after while they're still inside your body, because you have to pee constantly and your back hurts and your feet hurts and you can't shave anything you…

Previously: Dirtbag Apollo. oh my god did you guys do all this for me?? you didnt have to do that oh my god you guys this is such a surprise, that all of this is for me oh my godddd you guyyyyys im not even ready i swear to god im not even ready i look so terrible im not ready!!! because i look so terrible whaaaat shut…