Posts tagged “heterosexuality”

  1. you seem distracted, my love
    do i really
    you keep staring into the middle distance
    oh
    is that not you?
    i'm always mixing up you with the middle distance
    you look so much like the middle distance

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  2. "I'll count the hours that you're away. Not on the lips. I'm going to that party at Nina's later, I don't want to smear my lipstick."

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  3. In no particular order, and don't get cocky. I'm just giving credit where credit is due.

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  4. Women only love men with CROOKED SMILES, a man who smiles with his mouth all in a straight line might as well be DEAD; a male smile should resemble nothing on earth so much as the Leaning Tower of Pisa, Lombard Street, a lightning bolt, a scarecrow with a broken neck, or two palm trees leaning against each other to form a big "X"

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  5. Nick Jonas, Nick Jonas

    Grease

    Any and all KISS songs that refer to specific fabrics a woman is wearing (usually "leather and lace" or "silk and satin")

    The entire Twilight series (movies only)

    Whatever it is that Russell Brand does

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