The Toast hopes you have had a pleasant, uplifting Hannukah. This author has kindly waived his fee for your edification.

Torah y Moi
The (Hebrew) National
SYNOGAVGES
L’Haim
Yad Future
Goy Division
Jew Order
Matzoh Hoople
Manic Street Rabbis
Guided by Moishes
The Talis Man on Earth
Feh Feh Fehs
...And You Shall Know Us By The Sale On Bread
Portugal, The Manischewitz.
Tre1f

The modern male singer-songwriter has a type. She is thin. She wears a great deal of eye makeup. She is pale. She does not smile, and often walks in the rain. Most importantly, she is very, very sad. Too sad to write songs; this must be done for her, so as not to distract her from her deep and profound sadness. Often she is too sad to even have a name, so great is her…