Posts tagged “kelsey beyer”

  1. Anna Pulley’s previous work for The Toast can be found here. 

    Fifty Shades of Spay

    Our heroine finds

    herself enslaved by the CUTEST

    tripod tabby.


    Fifty Shades of Stay

    Surprise! That “contract”

    you signed was for a time-share

    in Provincetown!


    Fifty Shades of Gay

    A bisexual

    is born and no one questions

    her identity.


  2. Petite Red Head and Caliente Latina Roommates Surprise the Pizza Delivery Man

    With a lecture on

    how his employer should

    compost pizza boxes.


    Two Blondes Engage in Some Much-Sought-After Pussy Play

    Susan and Chris knew