Mallory is gone this week, but I'm here to protect you from the whims of Jaya and Matt in her absence. Please do not make them feel sad by saying "I miss Maaaaallory" too much, but also do not bother emailing her to tell her, because she has set up a bounce-back message that says "nope, try again in a week if you think it's important."
To begin with, I think we can all agree that the title is awful. Because it is awful, and cutesy, and glib in the worst way. But the show is good--really good--and it gets better the more you watch, in the kind of way that makes it impossible to stop watching, or imploring your friends to watch, or writing vague, shocked reactions to plot twists on Twitter. And there's only thirteen episodes! So of course…
