Link is a fictional character from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, a video game I played often as a kid, and oftener as an adult. In my spare time I like to imagine what other fictional characters from that same game he would date. Here are some of them, in order.

I mean, obviously everything sounds like the Zelda theme when you play it on a midi keyboard. I'm not trying to make any sweeping claims here.