Posts tagged “male novelists”

  1. Inspired in no small part by Friend of the Toast Emily Gould.  Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: The terrible sex had made him feel deeply interesting, like a murder victim. Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: The beast, which had represented his feelings, was dead. "I think I'll do a pushup," he announced to the sea. The sea respected…

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