Posts tagged “matt lubchansky”

  1. Chock full of John Grisham and exclamation points.

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  2. Today the Toast celebrates the first year of the world's only magazine for dads and by dads.

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  3. Have you always longed for the ability to wrap your torso in evidence of Ronbledore, but lacked both the courage of your convictions and the necessary textiles? Long no more, friends. Here is help at last. Bust out your purchasin' fingers and hie thee hence to Teespring and order yourself a passel of Ronbledore's Army T-shirts. "Will half of the profits go to the original artists Kendra Wells and Matt Lubchansky?"…

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  4. Renew early! You never want to miss an issue.

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  5. As we wracked our brains to create a week’s worth of content for you lovely readers, we came up with a number of ideas that just didn’t make the cut. Here are just a few rejects, listed so you can know what you may have missed.

    “All British Literature is Garbage” in which Matt trolls everyone based on one class he took in high school. MRA Mondays Horses Are Just Impossible and Are Not Real…

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  6. Hey kids! So Jaya and I went through this week's comments and pulled out some of our FAVES and I drew them because WHY THE HELL NOT and also WE LOVE YOU.

    Just like everything else in life, this is highly subjective.

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  7. So I am getting married in May (to some jerk, you have not heard of her) and I need to buy a shirt. I have some shirts, yes, but they are not wedding shirts. I need to debut a shirt at my wedding. And I like to look nice, dang it, so something a teeny bit fashion forward sounds like the way to go! Unfortunately every retailer of shirt has not gotten the message because…

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  8. These are all actual things that have been said to Jaya, in what she presumes are attempts to compliment her appearance or hit on her. This is how she wishes she had responded.

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  9. In 1996, New York City’s maintenance workers went on strike. This is one ten-year-old’s take on the impending chaos.

    [sic everything]

    They garbage will be everywhere

    city will be garbage

    No trucks

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  10. Ephebiphobia- The fear of teenagers.

    Latin, from Greek ephēbos, from epi- + hebe: youth, puberty.

    The following is a true account.

    APRIL 2013: ASTORIA PARK, QUEENS.

    It’s one of the first nice days of the year and I take the day off from work to wander around my neighborhood on my bike; I need a day. It’s pushing 8 months at a miserable job, one I only took as a

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  11. You will want to click through.

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