Posts tagged “mountain goats”

  1. If you're sad because you miss someone, but you're also really hungry: a) if the person is probably dead: Seeing Daylight b) if you’re still pretty numb about the whole situation: Alpha Omega c) if you have a sweet tooth: Jam Eater Blues If you haven't had sex in a really long time: a) if you then have sex: How to Embrace a Swamp Creature b) if you will probably never have sex again: Autoclave…

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