Posts tagged “music”

  1. Taylor Hanson was more important and more beautiful than Kurt Cobain and every song that Hanson ever wrote was better than the entire Beatles discography, don't @ me

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  2. Babe, I Think I Have Seen A Mysterious Wizard
    I've Been Thinking About An Old Shipwreck, May I Tell You The Tale
    I've Been Warned About This Type Of Party In The Past But Still I Came

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  3. If Justin Bieber were my son, I would have a Cobb salad for lunch every day, and a big goblet of iced tea beside it. If the tea were sweetened or flavored in any way, I would send it back. I would never drink tap water.

    If Justin Bieber were my son, I would say, "Well, then, maybe I need to speak to your manager" at least once a day.

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  4. *extremely late Renaissance voice* I PREFER 40-person motets, of course.

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  5. Written on the painting was a single word. That word was: "John Lennon I have been sent from the future and you must break up the Beatles to prevent the formation of a computer which will murder us all."

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  6. Sometimes I worry not all of you have heard "Candlxs"!

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  7. My thoughts: Man, Dionne is dense, Tai is obviously asking for pot. But I also don’t get why Tai is so excited about soda.

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  8. close the door
    CLOSE THE DOOR
    cant you READ the SIGN
    jesus
    this song's not ready yet
    close the door!!

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  9. You gotta click through to see what it is!! (It is a painting from the old times.)

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  10. 2016 is the year you’ll dance like nobody’s watching but also like an art teacher: “Say You Love Me” by Fleetwood Mac

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  11. “Santa Baby, Thanks for Not Evaluating Me Based on How Many Fellas I’ve Kissed”

    “Mary, Did You Know That You Have 12 Months of Paid Family Leave?”

    “O Little Town of Bethlehem, How Many and Affordable Are Thy Health Care Choices for Women”

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  12. The West has a storied history of taking from India.

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  13. Previously in this series. You are a man who spends literally hours ranting about how the fairer sex cannot be trusted, yet you have never been faithful to anyone. You are a woman and two possessive alpha males, both armed, are fighting over you. You're surprised when this ends badly.  You employ a large retinue of servants far more worldly-wise than you whose only duties include dusting invisible furniture and giving you unsolicited romantic…

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