Posts tagged “nurturing someone into the grave”

  1. If Justin Bieber were my son, I would have a Cobb salad for lunch every day, and a big goblet of iced tea beside it. If the tea were sweetened or flavored in any way, I would send it back. I would never drink tap water.

    If Justin Bieber were my son, I would say, "Well, then, maybe I need to speak to your manager" at least once a day.

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