Posts tagged “online dating”

  1. You wrote, “Hello. Nice profile.” You asked me how my week was going. I hadn’t opened my blinds in five days. I thought about responding, “My week is going well.” I imagined us in two years, dining in a restaurant in silence. You mentioned lube. You asked, “What music and literature do you enjoy?” Nobody talks like that in real life. I wanted to pretend this was real life. You wrote, “You help me for…

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  2. Men love to share their bathroom pics
    Are these to be admired?
    Self-portraits of Toms, Harrys, Dicks
    Leave much to be desired

    A scowl doesn’t turn me on
    That grin seems insincere
    They say choose brains instead of brawn
    But you’ve got neither, dear.

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  4. Dear User, Greetings! After almost 20 years of operation in more than 25 countries on five continents, eight languages, millions of photos, and hundreds of thousands of successful first dates, the time has come for those of us here at Match.com to announce that, as of this Friday, we're closing our doors. It's been a terrific run, and we're so proud to be able to say that we're closing because--after almost two decades in business--we…

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