And, by extension, Western literature. These are the only good poems that I know of. If you know of any better ones, kindly keep them to yourself.

Previously: The moral alignment of Bob's Burgers. Lawful Good: A lawful good character acts as a good person is expected or required to act. He combines a commitment to oppose evil with the discipline to fight relentlessly. He tells the truth, keeps his word, helps those in need, and speaks out against injustice. A lawful good character hates to see the guilty go unpunished. While strict in their prosecution of law and order, characters of…

1. Claude and Eustace have been sent down from Oxford but refuse to leave your flat until they have made their professional debut on the West End, an aim to which your aunt strenuously objects. What do you feed the Empress? If you feed the Empress acorns, select A. If you feed the Empress mash with a nip of bourbon, select B.  2. You accidentally steal the umbrella of a social superior. Do you start a…