"Stop in the name of the law!" "Not tonight, baby."

-Poison Ivy, "Harley and Ivy"

I'm going to try very hard to make sure this doesn't just turn into a bullet-point list of reasons you should watch (or rewatch) Batman: The Animated Series, so I will confine my remarks about the series as a whole to this opening paragraph: it was the greatest animated series in the entire 1990s, a decade bursting…