How many of these characters can you recall? You see, they all remember you.

Agatha "Sister Night-Wind" Brimlap, Mary Poppins
Mary Poppins' elder sister who lives in the coal-cellar and visits the children when they are asleep. She visited you, too. Don't you remember? She keeps all the things the wind carries away.

This week, in its infinite wisdom which passeth all understanding, brought us the following:

Anne of Green Gable being a real dirtbag
The triumphant return of Dad Magazine
Stabbing dudes artistically in Dial M For Murder

Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself. She said it -- as she said it every day -- to an empty room, just a little after nine o'clock in the morning, and appeared satisfied with the answer. She spent a moment arranging herself. Shoes had become more difficult since the war -- which war she wasn't quite sure of at the moment, for some reason -- so she finally gave up on putting…