The Toast's previous coverage of Benedict Cumberbatch, including Nicole's highly erotic fan fiction, can be found here.

"Tear In Your Hand," Tori Amos

"Send In the Clowns," Judy Collins

"A Man / Me / Then Jim," Rilo Kiley

"You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man," Loretta Lynn

Here is the same story about faith and resignation told three ways: once from Søren Kierkegaard's Fear and Trembling, once from the legend of Trusty John, and once from the season-six Simpsons' episode "Bart's Comet."