Hello. I'm Ross Douthat. Is this thing on? [unintelligible mumbling] I thought there was a...a little secretary inside. With the magnets. Like a dictaphone. I just type in it, then? Okay. We can get rid of this part, though, right, before it goes to press? Great. I'm here to talk to you about a problem that's real bad, this problem: daughters: everybody's got them. Or at least it seems that way. Nowadays you can't…