Did I request thee, Maker, from my Clay To mould me Man, did I sollicite thee From darkness to promote me, or here place In this delicious Garden? - Adam, Paradise Lost, John Milton "I didn't ask to be born, you know." - Teens   Satan: where are we Beelzebub: I think we're in hell Satan: good good that's where i wanted to be anyhow so it's good that God threw us here because i…