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9 years ago in Books
GREEN KNIGHT: hi hi come over it'll be fun we can whack off each other's heads with swords
GAWAIN: what
GREEN KNIGHT: you can make out with my wife
GAWAIN: sorry what
GREEN KNIGHT: you can make out with me
GAWAIN: what?
GREEN KNIGHT: come over we'll have dinner with all our heads on and also clothes
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